Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. [normal. Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] "Santa Claus is On His Way" • Di-viiine! O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. From now on, our troubles will be miles away. But let's not forget that for some people Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. Bring me lots of presents! Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, Here's a rack to hang the stockings on [...the type of rack with a man stretched out on it], We still have to shop for Genghis Khan [seen], There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe [the damned form circles around two trees. How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? Away in the manger, no crib for My bed That's where cute little old Me lay down My sweet head. He loves me. It is located here! for born unto you this day in the city of Howdy-ho, folks. And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, O night (O night) And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. There's lots of demon toys to buy. So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea? Okay, Ike. "O Tannenbaum" • Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. 18 tracks (36:26). Come on, dance! Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday! It's Christmastime in Hell. wie treu sind deine Blätter. South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. Wha-what is this about Christmas Poo, dude? So now, here's a more serious Christmas song, sung by Eric Cartman. [hops into a mining car and moves. A lonely Jew "Carol of the Bells" • On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] On Christmas Day, in the morning? Show more Watch South Park [Uncensored] Season 3 episode 15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics online for free O night, di-vine! Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! On, on they send, on without end,Their joyful tone to every home, Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay.". And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. My father said you aren't real. You're gonna catch a cold. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. Free shipping for many products! O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, You'll know our people always win. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo We're gonna make some revelry! The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. [two of the damned stand up and dance] [the boys make faces again] You won't be opening your Channukah present tonight! screencaps. A present from down below, [Timmy dances with some kids] [craps]. [get some applause] https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs They go back and forth like this for a while] Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together Howdy, folks. Jews.. ...play stupid games Just do it yourself! Howdy-ho, Kyle. What kind of sick weirdo are you? |[the kids wave] Howdy Ho! God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] (Wo-o-o-o-o) [In the Middle East] Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Oh-kay! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. on Tuesday she's a bitch, Gather close together and make it quick! And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. South Park. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do. [they dance and hold hands, then Jesus twirls him. I'd say my Christmas special is going super-fantastic. Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls Here's a game I like to play: It was the first official South Park Christmas episode. They wave good-bye back] Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. Okay, that does it! O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes [rips the Koran out of the Muslim's hand and dresses him up as a tree] ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. Faithful friends who are dear to us Ding- Can you hear them?Ding- Can you hear them? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Jesus points back, and Santa holds up a thumb], Have yourself a merry little Christmas Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. added by jlhfan624. Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! Watching. [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] It fell; I'll try again. I wish Kyle was here. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. [Kyle stops and stares at Gerald] she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! Two demons man the front car] [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] I don't want to be an outcast! [gives beef to one man, pours eggnog on another] Okay, children, let's take our seats. Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! I'm leaving. Woohoo! Details File Size: 4265KB Duration: 2.400 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:42:00 AM And... Oh dude! [Present-day Cartman tosses in bed, which is covered in candy canes] S4 • E1. All for the little ones' Christmas joys. [gets some applause] [wraps a few people in Christmas lights] Gather near to us once more. One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. Gosh, you're looking swell. That Santa passes over my house every year? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, He doesn't care what faith you are. And try to get it to drop into the toilet Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemick's. Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. On your knees (On your knees) [Cartman falls on his knees] Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! Are there any other suggestions? And what was in those ships, all three? If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. String up the lights and light up the tree. It was sure nice hangin' out with y'all again. I told you to shut up! "Christmas Medley" • It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. [moves to block Kyle from view. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. Demons are nicer as you pass them by. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. Directed by Trey Parker. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. It just doesn't seem right without him. I'd be merry Oh, how precious! It aired on November 30, 1999 mr. hankey's christmas classics. Season 3 Episode 15: Directed by: Trey Parker: Written by: Trey Parker: Production code: 315: Original air … Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000. [at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman takes the gifts meant for Jesus] On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. HOWDY HO! Up on the housetop reindeer pause Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Released by Columbia Records in … [more applause]. But I'm Hebrew God cast me down from heaven's door Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. We wish you a Merry Christmas or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me [Formal Cartman] The night "Merry Fucking Christmas" • Demons hover around Satan]. [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] [the boys embrace shoulders and stand united] Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow. [walking by] Merry Christmas, movie house! No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Mailman • Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. Full Ep. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish [the club claps enthusiastically. Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. screencap. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] 21:59. Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • Wait! Gosh! Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. 3x15. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! So let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song, sung by my favorite Jewish person in the whole world. And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Even if-. Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. She a stupid bitch, Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. [passes them in front of Azrael's Toys] You know something, Kyle? Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. I love you On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Details File Size: 3314KB Duration: 3.000 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:48:05 AM If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs. Let us all rejoice, amain, [Stan pulls his cap over his face, Kyle flaps his ear flaps] He salutes.] And a Happy New Year! "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! Well shucks. Let every heart prepare Me room. They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. You smell an awful lot like flowers. [The Star of the Nativity appears, then the Three Wise Men] Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! Hey there, Mr. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! he can be brown or greenish-brown 2. And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. Christmas is here. Full Ep. I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. Kyle stifles his laughing] Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics soundtrack from 1997, composed by Various Artists, Isaac Hayes, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity [gets some applause and sings upbeat] I'm gonna love you right Price $2.16 if there ever was a bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Down through the chimney with lots of toys To drop them off on Christmas Day Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, Keep spinning: [a volcano behind the store erupts] Watch Random Episode. Make the Yuletide gay. Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! Mr. Hankey. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. You're so hot [Sheila stops, then Stan] on that show. Shintoist!, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! What the hell are you doing? You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. [little Hitler beans a Jewish boy down with a snowball] And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, Uh. I'm a Jew The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] [Present-day Cartman rips into more presents at home] [Santa lands with reindeer]. [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. [Present-day Cartman finishes decorating the tree, helps himself to a pie] Stick me in your mouth and try to say, [opens the door] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall-, You'll know [high kick. Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. she's a big fat bitch, It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. Now I also understand that you're Jewish. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the chuckle get louder] South Park Mental House • Divine (Divine) Perhaps we need a. Kyle's mom is a bitch, Addeddate 2013-11-25 00:57:16 Album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Artist Various Artists External-identifier urn:mb_releasegroup_id:f76ab738-b4ed-34d6-985a-63c64a1b65bc I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. This should be great! They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter I said go away! Ah... that's-. Flush him down, but he's ne-ver gone! [hops out of the bowl] My friends won't let me join in any games Go away! Ch. And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. sing a song, stroll the choir We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. Oh wait wait wait. [pops out from behind the bushes] In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! The school play is doing a Nativity scene! [they stop by to sing with him]. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Jesus was born, and so I get presents. On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. On Christmas Day, in the morning. [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. Hey! And if ya don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls. Album duration is 36m 34s. 12/01/1999. Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. M'kay? And let- [walks to the boys] On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was written and directed by Parker and Stone, and first aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 17, 1997. Cartman walks in]. Dance, damn you!! on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Are we ready? [sway together] he loves me and I love you Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Yeah. If you remove Christ, you. I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas! It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas Gaily they ring while people sing Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Shut up, turds! [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Out jumps good old... me. The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. But for just one day all is well. Now, before I melt away [throws himself onto the Mailman's head] Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! Monday she's a bitch, keeping watch over their flocks by night. 18 Songs. You spin it and see where it lands. You see, Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we-we create friends, Okay-in our minds, Okay? They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. When I get presents (O-o) I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey! "O Holy Night" • If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? [pulls down a chart showing India's demerits.] You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay. There is no holiday season in India, I've heard. Well, now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people of the whole season. I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log Well. 'Cause. Golly, that sure was fun. [a boy has made a Hankeyman and added smudges of real poo], He loves me, I love you. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" • Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, [Stan stifles his laugh] "Happy, Happy, Happy" • Well, oh boy, that was a super song! You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. Preview, buy and download high-quality MP3 downloads of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park from zdigital Australia - We have over 19 million high quality tracks in our store. [The boys cover their mouths. Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. You guys! An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. I'm sorry. "Christmas Time in Hell" • O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate. However, like all good ones, it delivers. Have yourself a merry little Christmas This is horrible! May your heart be light [Little Hitler looks at trees, and has visions of marching soldiers. [The Nativity and Cartman are seen in the background, Formal Cartman vanishes] It's Christmastime in Hell!!! To rule in Hell forevermore. [throws some straw on the musicians] [picks it up] This is called a dreidel. Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. We wish you a Merry Christmas Like this one. Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. Available with an Apple Music subscription. Who wouldn't go? It's really sweet. Mailman and Kids|[Mailman leads them] He's a piece of poo! and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch", in D minor. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin We'll see you later, Kyle. Ho ho ho! Oh. Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! We're damned for all eternity. O Holy Night, the- something, something, dis-- aah. That isn't all, Mayor! We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? Not real? As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. [returns to the stage] Well, since I've no place to go. And what- [turns and points at them] Try it free. Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat. And silence your nights. Stream songs including "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", "Merry F**king Christmas" and more. I learned that Jewish people are okay. Yeah? Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. Oh, On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the boys burst our laughing] Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you." Now that does it! So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. Don't you see? Hankey’s Christmas Classics” (Columbia). Okay, Jesus. Let earth receive Me! [a demon turns down the flames] Now, you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people. And you sing this song: [begins to dance] Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song, bud. Source: Comedy Central/caps by me. You mean you can see him? Was it the pagan remark? It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth However, like all good ones, it delivers. [a kid holds up a Hankey X-ray] He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause. [holds up a book: "The Night Before Christmas"] "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • But now, for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! 21:58. Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! 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